"it was a tuesday morning - i remember that clearly - and i had just stepped out of the shower and grabbed a towel. and as i was lifting my right arm to dry off my torso, i happened to catch sight of myself in the mirror, my arm raised in an inadvertent hitler salute.
which i think is something that would surprise most people, seeing themselves naked and standing in the posture of some of history's most hated villians. and i was certainly taken aback - but mainly because what was going through my mind at that moment was not: 'oh whoops didn't mean it, i am a huge fan of the jewish people' but instead: 'i look AMAZING' and also: 'a snazzy military uniform could only add to this impeccable presentation.'
so, yeah, that's the story of how i became a neo-nazi."